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GDT: This Felix guy is pretty good.

This guy isn't Felix though.

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

oh god its felix again

everybody run away

he's coming, he's coming to getcha

can't keep living this way

he's throwing perfect games

pretty much everywhere he goes

manages to murder the rays

why he does it no one knows

if colome cant buckle down

and give up zero runs

felix will probably pitch a complete game

this is the end of the poem