Baseball wasn't meant to be played this early. It's so early. I've barely finished the paid 2 hour lunch break I take every day. This is unfair to people like me who work in hedge fund management and get paid inordinate amounts of money to do an indescribable job.
GDT: This game is so early today!
What are you having for lunch today? I'm having a caesar salad with a side of ham. Yum!