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GDT: The last series the Rays will ever play

Goodbye, everyone.

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

I'm writing this from my secret underground hurricane shelter, which gets surprisingly good internet access. Florida is in a state of emergency, with Category 47 Hurricane Erika slowly lumbering its way towards us. Because all meteorological projections slowly lumber in its way towards us. Because all meteor logical projections 3 days out are 100 percent verifiable and accurate, it is certain that we will soon die a watery death.

Cherish your baseball, so this will be the last series that the Rays ever play.