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Wassup, Diamondbacks! Remember when we both were made teams at the exact same time? We were the only team whose Opening Day uniforms were even worse than yours! Hahahaha I'm kidding, that was just a joke. You look great. by the way. Have you lost weight? You've shed a ton of your salary, it looks good on you!