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Rays 2, Blue Jays 3: Bash Brothers bested by blue birds

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Best baseball is behind us

The best part of the night. Photo by Brian Blanco/Getty Images

A high-quality TweetCap for you boys and girls tonight. Tonight’s recap will be way better than tonight’s game, and far less of a bummer.

Spoiler alert:

I already miss that guy...

Is Jake Odorizzi the ace now? yes

Hey look! Souza made a heads-up baseball play. He is a smart player and all of you animals saying that he isn’t are animals.

In the sixth, the Blue Jays broke through...

By the way, #OurMoment is a garbage hashtag, imo. But the Blue Jays definitely aren’t garbage. The Rays quickly answered:

Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. In the eighth inning, on the first pitch of Brad Boxberger’s relief outing:

What a dumb hashtag that I irrationally hate.

Oh well, eighth inning heroics by the Jays aside, this honestly was not a terrible game. The fact that Brad Miller now has 28 home runs is absolutely incredible. Go Brad Miller. Keep on keeping on.

Tonight’s confusing tweet of the day:

Alex Rodriguez has only 26 home runs, apparently. The third base position is seriously going through a power outage.

Hope you enjoyed reading this exactly as much as I enjoyed watching this game. I’m taking my frustration out on you!