"Ruby Monday's," of course, refers to the famous restaurant "Ruby Tuesday's," the one with the salad bar that is actually not that bad, and also their buffalo chicken sliders are legitimately good.
Also, for your perusing pleasure.
Go 5-2 Rays!
Today will hopefully be a "Ruby Monday" as Alex Cobb, our diamond in the rough, takes on Michael Pineda in a gem of a matchup. Good God I'm already running low on creativity.