The New York Yankees unveiled their newest free agent signing this weekend. Jeff, the biometric 3D printer that only prints copies of Aaron Judge, is the first non-human entity to be allowed to participate in major league baseball games. Jeff plans on waiting in the batter's box until it is his turn to hit, then spitting out a copy of Aaron Judge that is genetically engineered to hit a baseball 800 feet. Jeff, speaking through a binary interpreter, says future Judge copies will be capable of reaching orbit, providing the Earth with more much-needed artificial satellites.
Only time will tell if this is a good thing. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.