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GDT: The dark future that is ahead

A scientifically-proven peek ahead into the future.

Jay Biggerstaff-USA TODAY Sports

It is 2045. The world is 95% clones of Aaron Judge. All non-Judges are rounded up and processed in the Supreme World Court, a kangaroo court of 11 Aaron Judge clones dressed in shining gold cloaks.

Resistance leaders hide in underground caves below 6.5 feet above sea level, as these are the only areas on Earth that Baseball Drones hit by the Judge clones cannot reach.

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