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I did not expect Jose Canseco to one-up his offer to be the next White House Chief of Staff (#YesWeCanseco!) during this presidency, but here we are:
We are in communication with aliens with a very flexible body composition called the AI51
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.... can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
Our science is totally irrelevant to aliens
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
What’s going on here?