Game Threads
GDT: The bullpen is currently a 56 year old man and two kids in a trenchcoat
So hopefully Taj can pitch a complete game today and heck also tomorrow too
GDT: The Rays are giving away sunglasses today!
Be sure to wear them during the indoor game!
GDT: Escape from New York
Let’s make like a tree (upon which lies a hypothetical Big Apple) and get outta here.
GDT: Ahhhhhh, da Big Apple
The Center of the World. The Big Bean. The City by the Bay. These are all the names of New York City, the City with 1000 Names. That was another one.
GDT: I honestly thought we would be leaving New York by now
I feel like I have been trapped here against my will.
GDT: Yesterday Hill, Today Eovaldi?
This Red Sox team is full of former Rays!
GDT: Nobody ask this man about fantasy football
Would love to score more than one run tonight but who knows?
GDT: Man I hope I don’t play these guys again
Except...perhaps...in the postseason???
GDT: Oh God, THESE guys again?
I do NOT want to play the Astros in the postseason
GDT: The last Thursday game of the regular season!
How are you celebrating/mourning?
GDT: Ras Throwing Gas
With headlines like these I could write the lazy, half-baked tweets for the Yankees!
GDT: It might be Fall but it feels like Spring(s)
Haven’t finished this bit yet
GDT: Rather sick of this Gauntlet
Sure hope the Rays don’t have to play these guys if they make it to the ALDS